Hearts of Iron IV

Hearts of Iron IV

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How to find a boyfriend if you're a HOI4 player?
By damn, thats again toumin
Greetings, my friend. This guide is not designed for a female audience, as you might think, so WOMEN ARE ON THE WAY OUT.

I want to note that you do not need to put negative ratings if you did not find the template "close hoi4, delete hoi4", etc. I expressed my fantasy and added something new to the mediocre guides on how to find a mate. Thanks for reading it.

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Where to begin?
Greetings, if you clicked on this guide, then you are interested in finding a life partner, or maybe a faithful friend who will send you lend-lease.

Let's start with simple steps. Initially, by closing HOI4, turning off the computer and going outside, you get at least +300 political power for doing focuses.

And political power can be used to make various decisions: to wash, comb your hair, etc.
When you already find yourself at the new location "street", you will need to go to the nearest bar (if you are allowed) and sit down at the bar to find a couple. Using political power, you order a glass of beer, which you put in front of your friend and only then try to establish a connection with him by building simple diplomatic relations using 10 political power for the first time and 1 political power every day.

However, if you are under 18, you can look for a friend in other areas of public life. For example: playground, kindergarten, school. There, the actions may be almost identical, but they differ only in that, for example, if your ally is from kindergarten, then I recommend using political power to purchase toys or sweets that can attract your teammate. It all depends on the age of your potential ally.

THE GUIDE IS A JOKE, ALL IS FAKE AND EVERYTHING IS FICTIONAL. THE MANUAL IS A WORK OF ART AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OFFENSES OF A PARTICULAR COUNTRY.

22 Comments
JAMMED UP Apr 15 @ 9:15pm 
This worked 100% im dating a femboy and he's so hot thank you for the guide
WatchCaptinArtims Apr 14 @ 9:31am 
This, is the definition of art, this is amazing, absolutely wonderful, 5 stars
AshtheBoss0326 Feb 17 @ 8:50pm 
does this work if i am gay
KaiserWilhelmII Aug 20, 2024 @ 3:09am 
The thing is I'm not gae.
damn, thats again toumin  [author] Aug 15, 2024 @ 2:50am 
Crtl+Crux, its right!
damn, thats again toumin  [author] Aug 15, 2024 @ 2:50am 
Airbrush Sr, yep) :Tinymosmi:
Airbrush Sr Aug 14, 2024 @ 3:24pm 
I think we should stick to our hoi after all this guy has 10 hours and all achievements in a game called mister furry:steamsalty:
Stallion Aug 8, 2024 @ 5:29pm 
Greetings. After reading this I'm never doing women in the workforce again.
damn, thats again toumin  [author] Aug 6, 2024 @ 9:39pm 
sorry on lunch break, kk
JollyKasaneTetoElf Aug 6, 2024 @ 9:04pm 
Also I refuse to close those text files because ♥♥♥♥ you lmfao