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an adventure mode Jackass

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Ura Astan "Death of Innocence" the God of death has sent forth his minions to the lands of Armok!
And in our age the lord of Murder shall perish, and in his wake he shall sow a score of mortal progeny! So sayeth the wisemen of Ura Astan.HeehAWWwwwwwwwwwww

And Yay! Behold, I send you out as wolfs among the sheep! So be O'ye wise like the serpent and crush the doves.HaWHEEEHAWWW

The Jackasses, demon chimera donkeys, half dwarf, half ass, and more rowdy than rodeo clowns. Nothing seems to sate thier murderous lust for death and violence.HeeeeehAwwwWWWWWWW
Lo' and Beware the Jackass and raise your hand to them not until you can stand them no longer, but know ye that spilling the blood of a jackass greatly pleases Ura Astan ~*haaw*~

Jackasses are equiped with a unique set of attacks focused on kicks and grabs, but they can also weild weapons if you want to throw steel.heHAW
Jackasses have powerful bites, head and kick attacks that will often send your vict.... oppenent flying through the air! HeeeeHAAAAAAWWW


Through out history the storys of the Jackasses have been passed down in legends, you can find written works and slabs that can teach you the secret of becoming a Jackass!! Beware innocence is always the first thing to die when Jackasses are involved!HEHAW

For those who don't want to muck around in legends or search the world in adventure mode and look for slabs or books, theres also the "mysterious jackass grog" a crimson red alcohol that jackasses only can drink and instantly become Supreme Jackasses!!!heeeeeheeeeeheeeeeehaw

mysterious jackass grog can also be brewed from cultivated "jackass weed" and it grows wild just about every where!HAWHAAWHHEaaw

Jackasses can be played in adventure mode or Fortress mode, Jackasses!, thier intelligent, rowdy, a little bit lonly, and always looking for !*fun*!. Jackasses are mean, awnry, pyschopaths, through and through! play Dwarf Fortress like a real jackass the way God intended you to.
HE-he-HA-HAWEEEHAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

included in the mod folder is a world_gen.txt file with a map called "THE HEART LAND" its small and generates big histories very quickly give it a try!! heEEEEaHAWWWWW
2 Comments
Aradar  [author] May 1 @ 10:46am 
❤️🫠ty!! you're welcome 🤗
HimGoFast May 1 @ 10:25am 
Glorious, thank you