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7.37e (Roamer) Moon Wukong | Facet 2 (The Blood Brother)
By Moon Wukong
Greetings human! Surprise surprise!
Everyone thinks me as Sun Wukong; Except for the fact that I'm not!.. :)
Meet his blood brother, the not-your-very-usual monkey king, Moon Wukong!
Ohkay okay calm down gentlemen. Please allow me to introduce myself..
Well, you see, I have a halo of the lunar light surrounding me. Well that's what I am..
So.. I am neither brave, nor boastful. I'm still proud of my elder brother though!
Neither am I a warrior, nor a.. umm whatever.. :/
I am.. just a lunar monkey.. Well umm you may call me an animal, a trickster, a prank-ster, a..
In short, I hate fights! I.. I hate bloodshed y'know..
I just need to hunt mules and ferrets. And it is just bcuz I'm hungry more often than not y'know.
I would munch on insects too. Oh especially the ones my brother treated me to at the Palace of Hurra'agdu.
At other times, you'll find me on a tree searching for bananas, peaches, berries, yumm!.. Flowers too..
Man, trust me on this, the world looks so much better atop!
So I don't really belong here y'know. I just.. I just hate violence. Yeah I hate bloodshed..
The best I can do is chicken out. By the way, speaking of chickens, I enjoy eating them too!
Well I turtle out too; Its just that I don't eat them!
The world doesn't know there are very, very few things as intriguing as catching birdies when they fly..
Well, what else should I say? I just, just hate fights.. Yeah I really, really hate fights.. :/
I don't fight, I deceive!

On a very, very personal note : "I hate fights" doesn't necessarily translate to "I can't.. fight.." ;)
Learned minds know it has always been the moon that pulls the tide, not the sun!..
Here, have a piece of the moon! ;)
   
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