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Tips and tricks on how to pull some uwu girls
By Bell
This guide will help you pull the biggest baddies and best kittens for your discord
   
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Tip numero uno
This is the main tip you gotta complete in getting your goals. First you ALT F4 the game and go roll to the mirror and watch yourself and the ugly ogre you have become.
Tip number two
Now when you have looked at your ugly ahh face, you go and hit the gym like a mad lad(mainly legs, because only chads hit legs).
Workout plan
This is the workout plan you will need to hit twice a week so you can get them thunder thighs.
Tip number 3
Never ever ever think about women, you gotta only think about gainz and be depressed so you can love yourself at one point.
Finally when you're at your best
This is the part when you have finally become the best version of yourself and look like a chad, you can finally start going up to some ho's and use them once and leave them the day after(every day a new woman).
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3 Comments
ミ★ Sucrelune ★彡 Dec 2, 2023 @ 7:22am 
Pretty hot !
gradison Jul 31, 2023 @ 11:26am 
appreciated im huge now but not like i was before
[ADM]Tw1l1ght Jul 29, 2023 @ 6:49pm 
wait it worked