How to play the game if retarded

This guide will teach those of you born with only a brain stem to play the game

Step 1

Grab a gun any gun will do we aren't building a tank with it or some garbage

Step 2

Walk around until you hear screams of children fighting over ridiculous nonsense

Step 3

Aim weapon of choice at the unsuspecting toddler whilst he is rambling to the random stranger

Step 4

Shoot the child

Step 4 pt 2

Do it his life is less valuable he thrives on five nights at freddys and lol surprise toy unboxings

Step 5

Congratulations you now have to live with the fact that you killed a child

Step 6

Go to your house put on your vr headset and use this new found knowledge in game and you will be a pro

Step 7

Life in prison

Step 8

He is alive you must plan your escape https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1832416666448400585/5B1F1084DE14208B8D8011DD076A8A86ED52E82E/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

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my favorite guide

[Eily]

Funky Monkey

[John Ronald Spicebag]

has anyone found the way to skip step 7? I dont want to miss my hotpocket being done

[Pregnant Binkle]

im the toddler that gets shot, please stop its not funny

[The Dollar]

FredYT I am very proud of you

[kat.]

I am currently on step 7