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how to be a sweaty horizon main
By your dream goth gf
want to know how to be the sweatiest horizon main? Well, this guide is for you!
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first steps.
ok, to be the sweatiest horizon main, you need two basic things.
1 Have good aim
2 at least know how to do bopping with her. (you can also learn how to do tap strafe if you want)
and also do the punch boost trick and walljumps.
there are a lot of tutorials of how to do the punch boost or tap strafe just look for one, for the aim you need to practice everyday. (Well, not everyday but whenever you can you should do it)
And you will ask. how do I practice? Simple, play the game. By shooting people moving or running you are alredy improving, but you should find someone to help you so he can be a target for more complicate stuff, like flying valkyries or pad-jumped octanes or other sweaty people.
ok, now that I make all of this clear, lets move to the next step.
Appareance
Now, that you learned how to play like a super sweaty player. You have to look like one. lets start with the skins.
Obviously, you can use whathever skin you like, but mostly, the sweaty horizon mains usually use the next ones
Dark Matter
This one can be unlock by simply having 1200 crafting materials. (If you dont use money in this game like me its going to be hard but everything is possible)




Supermassive
This variant of the Dark matter skin is even harder to get, it was only on the shop in the season 9 and it was buyable using legend tokens. If you have this one use it because is the sweatiest skin for her
Golden Boson
This is for the people who dont like goth mommy style. its more colorful than the 2 last one it can also be unlock using 1200 crafting materials.





Oh and by the way. Remember when I told you can use whatever skin you wanted? well, its true but please dont use the Neon stardust skin. Nobody likes it.









The banner
now that you have the skin that you like, lets move to the banner. There are 2 options.
If you have enough time, try to get the 4k and 20 bomb and even diamond, master or even predator rank badge. ( I dont recommend doing the last step because its an extreme mental and physical pain but its your call).
If you dont want to do this, or you dont have time, simply dont put anything in your banner. Its stil looks sweaty. Or if you want you can put a kill counter or a damage counter. Or even a finisher counter.
The pose and the background of the banner doesnt matter. Pick the one you like the most.

Extra steps.
You have the experience? Good You have the appereance? good, now you are ready to be the sweatiest horizon main out there. But here are some extra things that you can do to be more sweaty or just for fun
Disconnect each time you get downed like every sweaty player does.
Use the black hole finisher if you have it: Because Brazil here we go.
Have every voiceline where she makes weird noises. For spamming puposes. and also if you have it, have the kill quip of: Oh, no did that hurt darling?
have a crush on old women, basically, be a MILF Hunter: im gonna be honest, if i tell you how much +18 art of horizon is in the internet, you wouldnt belive me.....
The end
Well, this end the end of our journey. I have a lot of fun doing this guide. Please, it would be very nice if you like it or give me ur steam points. Thank you and have fun.
27 Comments
romania stole my car Aug 23, 2024 @ 4:10pm 
im jorkin it
eaisawhineybabycompany Aug 7, 2022 @ 8:45am 
sounds like anal
Wiseman Aug 7, 2022 @ 7:14am 
bruh that thumbnail
sahn Aug 7, 2022 @ 1:00am 
big fart
yes
Ebanyivrot Aug 6, 2022 @ 12:11pm 
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gene_bean_153 Aug 6, 2022 @ 10:42am 
you forgot the part of using stretched res
Ztro Aug 5, 2022 @ 1:04pm 
ima need that thumbnail
I3rett Aug 4, 2022 @ 1:15pm 
sweet
yamakasi Aug 4, 2022 @ 9:16am 
punch boost :`(
正义男孩V Aug 4, 2022 @ 12:04am 
good:steamfacepalm: