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It's a Dog's World

Imagine this: You wake up, deep in one of Louisville's many industrial sectors, unsure how you got there and surrounded by zombie hordes on all sides. There's a plethora of tools and supplies in the warehouses and factories around you, but barely a scrap to eat! Until... you see it. The Bow Wow Wow! Dog Nutrition canning facility, brimming with pristine, untouched cans of dog food. Starving, you gratefully load yourself to the gills with cans of the stuff and retreat to your safehouse.

A few days pass, and in your dog food induced delirium, you become suddenly enraged that you can't think of any way to eat this bounty of the Gods aside from shoveling it directly out of the can and into your mouth.

This happened to me, and it could happen to you!

To remedy this glaring oversight, I have added no less than four new pieces of cuisine that you could easily cobble together with just dog food and the sort of things you might find in an office or break room. No longer will we be forced to debase ourselves by eating dog food from the can!


Dog Food in a Bowl
Did you know that dog food is one of the only food items where eating it out of a bowl is actually just as humiliating as out of a can? I thought that was interesting.

Buttered Dog Food
The two best foods in the game, together at last. What culinary genius could have come up with such a thing? This one doesn't even use a bowl!

Dog Food with Paper Garnish
Looking to add a little bit of class to your meal? Have a nice lady friend you want to treat? Look no further than your nearest office desk for something to add that little je ne sais quois of class to your bowl of dog food.

Whiskey on the Ruffs
Hard day at work? I know when my boss is chewing me out for having dog breath, I always need to wind down with this classic recipe. Luckily, it's simple to prepare! You just need one can of dog food, one full bottle of whiskey, and a bowl. Mix well and consume without utensils.

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