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Morshu Battle - Richer Than You- Dollar sign Slate

Sorry, Link, I can't GIVE mercy.

Link enters Morshu’s shop and the salesman instantly takes a dislike to him. Link, for his part, antagonizes the shopkeep by withholding his many rupees and trying to get deals on everything. Eventually, Link gives in and buys at Morshu’s prices—after all, he does have to save the world. Using Morshu’s purchased stock, he rids the world of Ganon and his minions.

However, this awakens something in him—a bloodlust.

Link returns to Morshu’s shop and starts trying to bargain with him again, this time using his newfound status as the Hero of Koradai. Morshu is confused and annoyed, wondering why Link keeps pestering him and questioning why he’s so insistent when he no longer has any important quest and seemingly just wants to bomb the wildlife.

Morshu, exasperated, tells Link that he isn’t reneging on his prices. He says that Link should go grind for rubies. Morshu most likely meant this in the traditional “hit the grindstone” way, meaning that he should work hard to get the money, but Link instead takes this as an invitation to slaughter many of the residents of Koradai, including some of Morshu’s other customers.

Link returns, but Morshu is shocked at his actions. He shouts that Link is trying to scam him and threatens him with his bombs, then reveals to Link that the swordsman murdered his customers but their spirit lives on in this humble shopkeep, now blessed with the power of MONETIZATION.

Furious and bloodlusting, Link at last tries to cut Morshu down—but unlike Ganon, the monsters, and the customers, Morshu blocks his blow with only a dry chuckle and a proclamation.

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