HOW TO LOSE EVERY GAME 100% legit(ADVANCED EDITION)

hello everyone and welcome to another guide on how to lose your matches and rank down as fast as possible

getting started

so in my last guide i showed yall a simple but effective way of loosing your games,but now im gonna show you a more advanced way and method of throwing the game that requires you to know some rather advanced aspects in dota like farming, timings,map awareness etc......

you have to watch thees and fully understand them cuz we are gonna use that knowledge to throw our games more efficiently.

follow thees steps carefully

step 1: start matchmaking ranked and only pick carry role
step 2: wait for your supps to pick first if they didnt go to step 3
step 3: pick a good carry hero with a strong late game (pa.sven.tb.tw.ta.etc)
step 4 :go to lane and try not to die get as many LS as you can pay attention to your timings and other lanes
step 5: once you hit your first power spike tp to other lanes and help them win fights
step 6: now your team trusts you and is willing to listen to your calls
step 7 : farm farm farm farm till you have enough gold to buy a divine rapier
step 8: buy a divine rapier
step 9: run to enemy teams jungle and make sure you have no teammates near you
step 10: die and lose your divine rapier
step 11: sell all of your items and buy another divine rapier
step 12: repeat step 9 and 10
step 13: talk to your team and convinced them that you can get the divines back if you all fight together
step 14: dont smoke and run into the enemy side of the map make sure your team follows you
step 15: enjoy watching your team lose all hope while they are dying
step 16: spam "we need wards" and trash talk your supports
step 17:your team is left with no hope and no chance of wining and all they want is for the match and your life to end
step 18: SUCCESS

[ero]

good

[^NOISE^]

it sure does :)

[Red Purger]

Amazing guide. Does it still work this patch?

[Big Dog]

the guy who did this to you won.

[Noizent]

Kakakak

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asd

[SMOKE = FIGHT WITH ME, NOT FARM]

I LOVE THIS WITH EVERYTHING IN ME

[IceWhy]

the best guide, i love it, when i follow it, my friend and my party try to kill me, fiuuh... i am almost die follow this guiide, btw... thanks this is the best guide ever i try

[LastNurse]

best tutorial I ever seen.

[kffr.b4kr__]

gg