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Vince Noir

“Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”


Vince was supposedly brought up by Bryan Ferry in a forest, where events similar to "The Jungle Book" occurred, including when apes tried to "steal his face" although they actually just wanted to look human. In his later life he was then given a proper education at a school, where he met and became friends with Howard Moon despite Howard looking like he was 40 years old.

Vince calls himself a "sunshine kid" as he is always happy and content with things, despite his life often being filled with misfortune and strange monsters. He is very optimistic about everything, and one of the only things that can get him down is fashion-related crises, such as someone copying his style.

Vince often tries to convince Howard to become more happy but is always unsuccessful as his "moral-boosting" conversations usually turn into him insulting Howard about his (lack of) fashion sense, style and charm.

Vince is also a complete narcissist and often looks at himself in the mirror and talks about how good he looks.


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-Stats-
Endurance: 1
Speed: 2
Melee: 1
Firearms: 1

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-Traits-
Charismatic
Confident in Crowds
Loud

-Starting Items-
Armor Durability Spray
Melee Durability Spray (2)
Cologne
Resurrection Shampoo
Friend Phone (2)