200% LEGIT ROMANCE GUIDE

THIS GUIDE WILL KEEP TELLING YOU WHO'S HOT AND WHO'S NOT

INTRODUCTION

GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN? YOU ALL APPARENTLY LOVE MY GUIDES, SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. I'M AN AMAZING LOVER, AND I'M GOING TO TRANSMIT MY KNOWLEDGE TO YOU.

AGAIN THIS IS NOT SO SERIOUS SO DON'T HATE ME. ALSO SPOILERS, DUH.

PART 1: CORA HARPIN' ON

PROS

• PRACTICAL GARDENING SKILLS
  
• PROBABLY OWNS A COOL ASARI SWORD WITH AUTHENTIC BATTLE DAMAGE THAT HAS BEEN FOLDED OVER A MILLION TIMES TO PRODUCE THE FINEST BLADE KNOWN TO SPACEKIND

CONS

• ASARI WEEB
  
• PAINFULLY AVERAGE, BUT AGAIN, MAYBE YOU LIKE THAT, IT'S NOT FOR ME THOUGH.

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: MEN

NUMBER 2: LIAM COSTA COFFEE

PROS

• A SIMPLE FOOL, LIKE ME.
  
• CAN KICK BALLS WITH HIGH PROFICIENCY

CONS

• TOO SIMPLE, TOO FOOLISH.
  
• BRI'ISH

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: WOMEN

MOTION 3: GIL BRO-DIE

PROS

• REMINDS ME OF CHRISTOPHER HEMSWORTH
  
• STRAIGHTFORWARD
  
• GOOD CARD MAN

CONS

• NOT ACTUALLY GOOD AT CARDS, SIKE, LIAR AND A CHEAT
  
• UNIMAGINATIVE NAMER

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: GENTS

PART 4: AVELA COOKIE JAR

PROS

• UMMMM
  
• PURPLE?

CONS

• HAS ABSOLUTELY NO INFORMATION ON THEM ON THE MASS EFFECT WIKI
  
• MIGHT NOT EXIST
  
• BANNED FROM THE BONE ZONE

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: HUNTERS OF ELUSIVE BEASTS (IE: GUYS)

BIT 5: PB (STANDS FOR PARTY BOY)

PROS

• BLUE
  
• INDIANA JONES (IN SPACE)
  
• OPEN TO CASUAL ROMANCE
  
• FLOATY

CONS

• SOME HAVE EXTREMELY ANGRY OPINIONS ABOUT THE FACE STRIPE, I THINK ITS FINE BUT HEY
  
• EASILY INFLUENCED INTO LEAVING PEOPLE TO DIE

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: SEXY ARCHAEOLOGISTS OF ALL GENDERS

SECTION 6: SUVI S.U.V LIKE THE CAR GOD ITS HARD TO COME UP WITH SOME OF THESE

PROS

• SCIENCE GF
  
• FABULOUS ACCENT
  
• BIG FAN OF LICK TESTS

CONS

• OVERT ROMANCE MAKES FROGS UNCOMFORTABLE
  
• IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE EDGY ATHEISTS YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO FIND HER ANNOYING, BUT THAT'S PROBABLY NOT YOU, RIGHT?

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: THE LASSIES

CHAPTER 7: VETRA ♥♥♥♥♥♥' NYX

PROS

• SILKY SMOOTH VOCAL CHORDS
  
• JOCK GF
  
• STREET SMARTS, BABY
  
• YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH HER AND HER KROGAN BRO

cons

• INEPT IN THE CULINARY ARTS
  
• WAS ONCE BIGGER, BUT HAD TO BE NERFED :(

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: WISE SCHOLARS BOTH MALE AND FEMALE

REPORT 8: KEEP CALM AND KERI ON

PROS

• MIGHT HAVE A FILM DEGREE?
  
• FUNKY WITH POLYAMOROUS FUN

CONS

• STILL FACE MIGHT DECEIVE YOU INTO THINKING SHE IS DEAD, SHE IS NOT.
  
• JUST... NOT A LOT GOING ON, Y'KNOW?

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: ANYONE I GUESS?

LOG 9: JUUL AskMeAnything DARAV

PROS

• ALMOST DEFINITELY GOING TO WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO YOUR EAR
  
• SOFT BOY
  
• FAMILY MAN
  
• SKILLED CRAFTSMAN, CAN MAKE YOU THINGS

CONS

• SNORES, LOUDLY.
  
• MIGHT BE TOO SWEET FOR YOU.

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: ALLL THE WHOLESOME PEOPLE.

SEGMENT 10: REYES PIECES

PROS

• HANDSOME ROGUE
  
• CUNNING LINGUIST, LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY.
  
• NICE EYEBROWS

CONS

• VERY HIGH POSSIBILITY OF BEING LET DOWN
  
• SUS

CAN BE ROMANCED BY: SMOOTH OPERATORS OF ALL GENDERS

[Revalopod]

Thanks, I look forward to it after I'm done with MELE

[Themadnessman]

BOTH GIVE A FINE PERFORMANCE IMO. I LEAN PARTIALLY TOWARDS FEMALE.

WAIT AND SEE :)

[Revalopod]

I haven't played the game yet, but Vetra sounds the best. Good guide, unironically helpful.
Now should I pick male or female MC?

P.s. part 4 and log 9 creatures look like bloated mouldy marshmallows, what on earth are they supposed to be?

[Chance™]

On my first run I went with Pelessaria B'Sayle, she was an "ez" hit, you know, she introduced herself by pouncing on Ryder, on another run, Cora was kinda boring, Suvi was interesting on a female run, decided to settle down with Vetra Nyx on future runs.

[Cpt.P.Drilla]

@TFerretNXG it will be ME4 not ME5, Andromeda is not a part of a trilogy, and its big IF, cuz after Veilguard failure studio might be closed, and as far i know will all that little info, ME4 will be set in Milky Way not long after ME3 ending, so, no, there wont be Angara, its 600 years of timeline difference between ME trilogy and Andromeda, things happened in Andromeda still didnt happened in trilogy timeline and wont happen in 600 years, which, i guess, will totally change the things work in Milky Way, thats a big time leap.

[Chaseszombies #fixtf2]

Vetra is the bestra
solem rule that must be followed

[baileycatrinared]

Agreed in that the Vetra Rule in my estimation

[The Angry Cheese]

@TFerrtNXG You realize she was born about six centuries after the original trilogy, right? Unless ME5 is gonna also take place six hundred years after the OT, in which case hey - sure.

[HavocDragoon]

Ahhh Vetra Nyx, the only lass able to make me forget about my OTL for a time...

Just kidding, no-one will ever top Tali, but she's a damn close second.

[TFerretNXG]

female angara are hot AF and i hope there is a main romance female Angara in ME5. ill be holding off on the andromeda run through until avela is confirmed squadmate in ME5.