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The Sims 1 - The Clown Janitor

The Curse Continues.


Here is the Clown Janitor, aka Witty Washout, from The Sims: Makin' Magic, known internally as Spellbound. Probably a reference to that kickass Siouxsie and the Banshees song, owoah-hoah. "I don't remember this from when I was a kid!" you cry. Yes, that's because Witty is a janitor NPC that only appears on community lots in the Clowntastic Land and Coldwind Meadows lots. He's also not an annoying little ♥♥♥♥ like Sunny the Tragic Clown is, and instead just walks around cleaning up poopy.

This model legitimately broke my sanity, because I went back to the start, and instead of using a 7-year-old broken SMD like I did for the Tragic Clown (whom I maintain is of stellar quality considering how old and accursed it is) I went back to the Sims 1 game files to port Witty Washout. That was a mistake. That was such a mistake. I'll spare you the technical detail but suffice to say whoever built the Sims 1 file structure needs to be fired out of a MAC gun through a lilac stargate that leads to an unending realm of eggy farts.

FEATURES:
- Original Rigging (simplistic but versatile)
- Lightwarp & Basic Phong (Barely noticeable, but there for detail's sake)
- Additional Custom-Made "Bozo" Skin (Based on Bozo by Oddsim of Oddsim.com )
- Truly Accursed. Curse Cannot Be Destroyed Or Created, It Can Only Be Transferred.


CAVEATS:
- Shoulder rigging can be wonky.
- Manual A-posing is not symmetrical. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was in a "V-Pose" (yeah figure that out) when imported, like, with his arms up toward the sky WITH HIS HANDS TWISTED THE OTHER WAY, so I had to do some janky ass twisting and poking to make his arms face the right way. As a result his default pose is not symmetrical, and there's no way in hell I am going back to fix it.

Woa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oah-hoh, hoh, following the footsteps of rag-doll-dance, we are entranced.

Includes:
thesims1\clown_janitor.mdl

Includes:
thesims1\clown_janitor.mdl