ULTIMATE SNIPER GUIDE. BE WARNED: BADDIES WILL BE STOMPED HARD

Are you new and tired of bad feeder teammates? Is your void or spectre not ballin hard enough to carry your team to victory? Well, with this ULTIMATE guide to Sniper, you can stomp them baddies and be forever worshipped by your teammates.

sKILLS

Shrapnel: Area of effect damage over time spell, IE USELESS. This skill is worse than Meepo in a bar with Earthshaker, Magnus and Tiny. It is still highly recommended to get a single point in this skill as upon activation, Sniper lets loose a feral cry of, "SHRAPNEL." This is by far the most annoying ♥♥♥♥ in the game and can be used to draw enemy baddies into a reckless frenzy, causing them to be out of position and netting Sniper easy kills.
Note: this is only effective against enemies who have contracted rabies or against people who had to use the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and have thier dog playing for them.

Headshot: Makes your attacks bash and damage. Use this to bash the ♥♥♥♥ out of any baddies who decide to oppose you. Max this first. It is the best skill in the game.

Take Aim: Lets you dunk baddies from long range. Unfortunately, getting points in this is essentially the same as admitting that you have no manliness and cutting off your balls. DONT GET THIS SKILL, IT IS FOR NOOBLORD BADDIES WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY DUNK.

Assassinate: Lets you dunk baddies from even longer range. However, this is a manly skill as it ensures that your noob supports wont encroach when you are busy farming enemy heroes.

Tools of the DUNKING MACHINEEE

Hand of Midas should be the first item that you buy. It gives you money, nuff said. Start with gloves of haste. DO NOT BUY REGENERATION ITEMS. MAKE YOUR SUPPORTS BUY THEM FOR YOU. THEY ARE PLAYING SUPPORT, THEY DONT GET TO HAVE FUN.


Mask of madness is the manliest item in the game. It lets you attack really fast. Attacking fast lets you bash your enemy into submission. This item is a must have because the move speed it gives you allows you to skip boots which speeds up your build. The lifesteal will also stop your servants supports from becoming angered from having to feed your addiction to healing salves.



The final step to building Sniper is to BECOME THE GOD OF THUNDER. Get 4 magic thunder hammers and watch enemy baddies tremble in fear at your super lightinin attacks. Sell hand of midas for a fifth magic hammer and your sniper rifle will become the badass magic lightning machine gun of madness. This item also lets you put a reverse shock collar on yourself. This collar will zap any hostiles that think that they are better than you, making you effectively invincible. Wigh thise items, the level of bash and lightning spewing out of you will be so far oveer 90,000 that the other team will curl up in thier spawn and cry while you WIN.

Final notice

WARNING: DO NOT USE THIS BUILD IN PROFESSIONAL GAMES AS IT WAS AGREED BY ALL OF THE TEAMS THAT THEY WOULD NOT USE THIS BUILD BECAUSE IT IS TOO GUD.

[Vienna Sausages]

hand of midas is good early game, cuz it gives sniper the money he needs to build his better shit sooner, and if you use it in junction with a mid heavy shrapnel approach, your team has a VERY quick built carry for ganking before the 20 minute mark easy.

[ZzZombo]

eh lol what is he serious?

[weak]

fucking retard

[Ororio]

this is 5 mins i will never fucking get back

[munted]

amazingly worded.

[Attacker]

i wasted 1 min of my life to read this

[Attacker]

puah

[YetiChow]

well, in theory it works... except I've yet to have any support person actually give me anything, or suport me in any way for that matter, so I don't see how this guy is going to survive any of the 99% of games where he has to take care of himself. Really, if you cna pull it off then bravo, but I don't see this working in a pub game.

[Deijya]

So you made this guide to stomp on noob snipers in pub games... bravo...