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How to do the AMPUTATOR CONTRACT
By luckyrich
A short in-depth guide on how to do the annoying and almost impossible AMPUTATOR CONTRACT!
   
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Introduction
without a damn doubt that the AMPUTATOR CONTRACT is the hardest contract in this Jungle Inferno update. I see a lot people having difficulties with this contract (including me or at least DID include) that is why I am here to help you!
Information about: Crit Heals (How to heal faster) & why the contract is so hard to do
So the medi-gun heals 24 health per second for players who were recently damaged and if you didn’t know the amputator has the same healing rate as the medi-gun meaning that they both heal 24 health per second for recently damaged players. If a player hasn’t been taking damage for 10 seconds, you will be able to heal him/her at 48 health per second and if he/she hasn’t been taking damage for 15 seconds you will be able to heal him/her at 78 health per second. These are called crit heals. This is where the problem takes place. Your team will either be taking damage or has found a health kit before you can gain crit heals. You’re going to need at least 11 people to heal for 1 second (and may I remind you that there are 12 people per team) to able to do this contract or at least 3-4 people who hasn’t been taking damage and is on a red-colored-health for 15 seconds making it extremely hard since either you or your team die while healing them or there are not enough players to heal. I think valve was thinking that players would use this in medieval mode at the last point since their whole team is there capturing/defending.
Requirements
  1. The Crusader's Crossbow
  2. The Amputator (duh)
  3. 3 reliable friends
How to do Bonus #1
Step 1: Tell 1 of your 3 friends to go soldier, demo or boston basher scout
Step 2: Tell him to in a corner is spawn (because the enemy team will kill him/her outside spawn)
Step 2.0: Go as far away as possible if you're using the crusader's crossbow to heal your friend faster. If you're not using the crusader's crossbow you don't have to do this (I suggest the crusader's crossbow than a medi-gun or the crusader's crossbow since it heals 130 health per shot and doesn't overheal)
Step 3: Tell your friend to hurt him/herself (stop when health is on red) while you heal him using your crusader's crossbow (or medi-gun or amputator)
Step 4: You're gonna need to shoot your friend with the crussader's crossbow 138 - 140 times to complete the whole bonus.
How to do Bonus #1 (if you don't have friends)
Step 1: Go to a choke point-y map
Step 2: Use the crusader's crossbow(or a medigun or the amputator. I suggest the crusader's crossbow though since it heals 138 health per shot if long range) to heal.
Step 3: Good luck because you're gonna need to shoot your teammates with the crussader's crossbow 138 - 140 times to complete the whole bonus.
How to do Bonus #2
Step 1: Get your 3 friends to hurt themselves in spawn
Step 2: Wait for 15 seconds (because your gonna need that 78 health per second crit heal)
Step 3: Taunt with the amputator
Step 4: Repeat steps 1 - 3 (since you need to do it twice to complete the bonus)
(OPTIONAL)Step 4.0: Don't say thanks and say f@#k you to your friends
(OPTIONAL)Step 4.0.1:: Pray that they don't try and kick you (better yet, just say f@#k you when the round is about to end)
Step 5: Finish the round
Step 6: Claim your contract
Step 7: Celebrate that you've completed the contract (and most likely have completed the other contracts and have gotten an australium contracktor, if not go finish all of them [if you want to])
Step 8: Say thank f@#k you to valve for creating that hard a$$ contract
How to do Bonus #2 (if you don't have friends)
Step 1: Go to a choke point-y map
Step 2: Ask your team to help you
Step 3: It's most likely that they won't (but if they do go to How to do Bonus #2) so you're gonna have to taunt with the amputator in the middle of the choke point or the corner of the choke point
Step 4: Hope that you heal the entire team and I mean ENTIRE TEAM!
Step 5: Repeat steps 1 - 4 (since you need to do it twice to complete the bonus)
(OPTIONAL)Step 5.0: Don't say thanks and say f@#k you to your team
(OPTIONAL)Step 5.0.1:: Pray that they don't try and kick you (better yet, just say f@#k you when the round is about to end)
Step 6: Finish the round
Step 7: Claim your contract
Step 8: Celebrate that you've completed the contract (and most likely have completed the other contracts and have gotten an australium contracktor, if not go finish all of them [if you want to])
Step 9: Say thank f@#k you to valve for creating that hard a$$ contract
26 Comments
JayZenceiv§☭.(λ)² Jan 14 @ 10:16am 
can someone help me?
willgogs yt Jul 22, 2023 @ 12:39pm 
someone want to do it with me?
Maksior Jun 18, 2023 @ 3:29am 
Someone help???
fenicsfox May 19, 2023 @ 9:48am 
anyone wanna help me with it in a lobby??? just join as demo or soldier and ill heal ya with it. and ill do same for you
Baboon13 May 7, 2023 @ 2:53am 
bro, this contract SUCKs no real, VALVe what DA FUQ?
Disquse Feb 17, 2022 @ 5:44am 
dude this contract is a fucking nonsense
EPICLoggyJ Aug 1, 2021 @ 5:45pm 
currently struggling with this contract, if anyone wants to add me and help out i can return the favour :)
Ferrik Salvo Apr 15, 2021 @ 9:45pm 
Anyone wanna be my friend and help me with this? I'll return the favor and help you. I need someone to play the heavy lol.
Nathan7722 Jun 23, 2020 @ 7:53pm 
thanks
luckyrich  [author] Jun 23, 2020 @ 7:36pm 
welcome