Do british people actually exist? Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea...what this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist .

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

i wasn't mad lmfao

mad when a killer wants a 4k=survivor entitlement

When you e-date me you’re under my dictatorship. Rule 1, no disobeying. Rule 2, always address me as daddy, sir or master. Rule 3, always show daddy what you’re wearing everyday. Rule 4, call more than text. Rule 5, be comfortable around daddy. Rule 6, be honest with daddy. Rule 7 have a “back to normal” safe word of my choice. Rule 8, only sleep with daddy on the phone. Rule 9, always text daddy good morning and good night if we’re not on the phone at night or morning. Rule 10, if something is bothering you, always talk to daddy about it. Rule 11, if you cannot sleep, call or Text daddy. Rule 12, if daddy says he’s busy it means he’s busy and cannot call you but often can text. Rule 13, when asked question always answer yes daddy or no daddy. PUNISHMENT Punishment 1, daddy will use you however he wants (pics vids vc etc) and you HAVE to obey him. Punishment 2, daddy won’t give you as much attention as you want and you have to win his attention back.

can we honestly e date? you're so
beautiful. You always make me laugh,
you always make me smile. You literally
make me want to become a better
person... | really enjoy every moment we
spend together. My time has no value
unless its spent with you. | tell everyone
of my irls how awesome you are. Thank
you for being you. Whenever you need
someone to be there for you, know that
i'll always be right there by your side. |
love you so much. | don't think you ever
realize how amazing you are
sometimes. Life isn't as fun when you're
not around. You are truly stunning. |
want you to be my soulmate. | love the
way you smile, your eyes are absolutely
gorgeous. If | had a star for everytime
you crossed my mind i could make the
entire galaxy. Your personality is as
pretty as you are and thats saying
something. | love you, please date me.