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ARE YALL READY 💯 FOR THE SOLAR ☀️ ECLITS?? 🌝🌚🌒 THE MOON 🌚 WILL BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩 EACHOTHER 💦💦💦💦💦💦 Make sure you wear the proper eye protection 😎 cause YOU 👉 will be in the SPLASH ZONE!💦💦🌊 send this 👀👇to2️⃣1️⃣kinky⛓thots👯👯OR UR PHONE📱WILL EXPLODE🔪💣💥💥DURING THE ECLITS🌒

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This is the type of guy that could be gifted every game known to man with every mico-transaction ever, but his little baboon brain would still just play CS:GO. Through some basic deductive reasoning one would come to the conclusion he's at least decent at CS:GO. Nah bro, this dude is cheeks. You can tell by his piss-poor gameplay that he smells worse than rhino ♥♥♥♥ that has baked out in the scorching heat of the sun for days. Never add this 2nd-grade life form cause he won't play any other game but CS:GO, but he still expects to get carried every match. This guy was probably reincarnated from the Titanic's anchor since he's such dead weight in every match. I will admit, his baboon brain has developed a keen understanding of basic Military Geography concepts that rivals even the most brilliant military strategists of history.

-rep This dude is so bad at Counter Strike: Global Offensive. I'm serious its unreal how slow his reaction times are. I mean he sees an enemy and then takes 4 min to line up the shot, another 5 min to contemplate whether or not who he is looking at is actually the enemy (50% chance he shoots a teammate or the ground), and finally a short 2 min peroid to contemplate the humanity of killing another human. That's just shooting someone mind you. Wait till he has to choose an gun. GOOD LORD. It takes him soooooooo long to pick an gun. Like for real, this dude writes out a ♥♥♥♥ing thesis on each one before clicking on their gun CHRIST. This is a friendly warning. DO NOT ADD THIS MAN. He shares the same number of chromosomes with basal protists and bacteria. Its like evolution decided to skip that whole developed brain bit with this idiot

Mac is a great player, he just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, pistol aim, grenade spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, clutch ability, spray control and getting kills