Fjøřk! 🥚
New Jersey, United States
Beat Saber Channel!
My Scoresaber!
About Me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Edgy Scout, Soldier, Demoman, Spy Main ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Current Payday 2 Build:
I am obsessed with Horror, Video Games, and Virtual Reality.

My PC Specs:
Okay seriously:
Nvidia GeForce GTX 1660
Intel Core i5 9400F 2.90 GHz
Not sure what the Motherboard nor Model is.

I'm Carlo, a 15-year-old low-life. MvM, Twitch, and Youtube are my part-time jobs. Screw Chores.

Big Full-Time Badge Collector, I have been complemented on my "great taste" in video games as well :p

I never use strange weapons in community servers.

Always Remember:
The Stock Minigun is better than the Tomislav.
The Stock Flamethrower is better than the Degreaser.
I am not a stock purist no matter which way you witness it.
God loves you :)

Favorite Scout Loadout: Scattergun, Pocket Pistol, Wrap Assassin/Atomizer
Favorite Soldier Loadout: Original, Shotgun, Whip/Escape Plan
Favorite Pyro Loadout: Flamethrower, Shotgun, Powerjack
Favorite Demoman Loadout: Grenade Launcher, Stickybomb Launcher, Bottle (And Reskins) (All Stock lol)
Favorite Heavy Loadout: Minigun, Sandvich, Fists of Steel
Favorite Engineer Loadout: Shotgun, Pistol, Necro Smasher/Jag/Southern Hospitality
Favorite Medic Loadout: Overdose, Medi-Gun, Übersaw
Favorite Sniper Loadout: AWPer Hand/Huntsman, Cozy Camper, Kukri
Favorite Spy Loadout: Revolver, Invis Watch (And Reskins!), Sapper, And the melee is 33% for each of these: Knife, Spy-cicle, Kunai.

If you want to send me a friend request, please leave a comment stating why.

We can play MvM together! Let me know in my comments if you want to party up.

Greatest Life Accomplishments:
Hacking into a dead girl's Twitter account and changing her personal pronouns to "Was/Were".
1,000+ Hours of TF2!
2,500+ Hours of Fortnite!
Having 40GB RAM.
Getting 1,000 Kills on my Scattergun!
Having hundreds of hours on Spy but still being ass!
Beating my first Medium Demon in Geometry Dash!
Learning how to wallclimb in Gorilla Tag!
Being alive in 2007 I guess!
Having a 1440p 144hz monitor!

My god this is turning into a copypasta.
Currently In-Game
Geometry Dash
Beat Saber Settings
Headset: Valve Index

Saber Positions:
Position X: 0 cm
Position Y: -10 cm
Position Z: 10 cm

Rotation X: 50
Rotation Y: -10
Rotation Z: 0

Color Settings:

Right Hand Notes: R = 106, G = 255, B = 251
Left Hand Notes: R = 255, G = 185, B = 213
Particles are the same as the note color.
Walls: R = 150, G = 209, B = 213

Player Height: 0.2m (I tried to go as low as I could lol)

Note Jump Offset: Default
Jump Duration Type: Dynamic

Environment Effects: No

Trail Intensity: 0.5

No Text and HUDs: Off
Advanced HUD: On
Reduce Debris: On
Hide Note Spawning Effect: On
Auto Restart on Fail: On

Max Shockwave Particles: 0
Smoke: Off
Screen Distortion Effects: Off
Bloom Post-Process: On
Mirror Quality: High

Field of View: 170
Camera Smoothness: 0.7
Dying Light Be The Zombie Loadout

Gust of Wind (Impact Bolts)
Gold-tier Undertaker Shovel. Yes.
Kuai Dagger
Dark Machete (Toxic Reaper blueprint)


Grappling Hook
Night Vision Boosters/Freezing Throwing Stars (Night Vision Booster is swapped to throwing stars while Night Vision effects are active)
UV Flares
UV Flashlight

Gust of Wind - Shooting the Night Hunter from ranges or if I evade a tackle/pounce.
Gold-tier Undertaker Shovel - A 2H weapon for hitting the Hunter with a devastating impact after I evade a tackle/pounce.
Kuai Dagger - Speed + Easy way to take down nests.
Dark Machete - 1H. Main weapon for attacking the Hunter.
Grappling Hook - (Self-explanatory)
Night Vision Boosters/Freezing Throwing Stars - Freezing Throwing Stars for doing great damage to nests, freezing annoying virals, and exploding Suiciders before they can get to you. Night Vision is great, especially in the Countryside so you don't ram into a tree while driving your buggy.
UV Flares - (Self-explanatory)
UV Flashlight - (Self-explanatory)
Favorite Group
This group collects user with STEAM-Level 110 or higher.
In Chat
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Thanks so much Windyson. I got my own sabers designed. :D
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The Entire Shrek Movie. Completed. Best 83 minutes of my life.
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last played on Apr 19
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last played on Apr 17
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Mildly tolerable

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Have a nice day! :iloveu:
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