Barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutlnsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh snacks you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnapapns oohsnayapakayysnns

kid: dumfayce!

Barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

Kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnSNaPaPa nsnns

Kid: get outta my face!

Barber: you know you didn’t

Heh?

My (78M) sister (17F) and I have never gotten along. One day she caught me spying on her in the shower(15M), and we got into a huge fight. So I stole her shampoo bottle(16M) and jacked off to hentai(18F) as much as possible until I filled it up all the way. I put the bottles back and the next day her hair smelled like ♥♥♥(78M) and she was crying. My Mom(21F) and my dad found out and started to yell at me, so with my huge 900 inch ♥♥♥♥(78M), I cummed(2000 Gallons) all over them and then they all drowned in ♥♥♥.

I am now facing life imprisonment(200 Years) but I honestly dont think I deserve it and that they are overreacting.

am i the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

defo loves dry water

I haven't played DBD in a year