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Pick it up
Bet my money on a stupid horse, I lost that
So I ran out to the track to get my cash back
I just gotta leave this place with a big bag
So I found the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' jockey and I grabbed that (pick it up)
Pushed him down to the ground and I punched him in his face (in his face)
Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place (in his place)
Me on the horse, we ran out of the place (the place)
Then we took my Porsche back to my place
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account
Woo
Pick it up
Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer (pick it up)
Bet my money on a fis

you suck

An exceedingly excellent “Your Mother” joke

Greetings, my name is Kaan and today I would like to present a exceedingly excellent ”your mother” joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure onset type two diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her heath worsen over time.
I hope you liked this humorus your mother joke. Thank you for your time and have a blessed day.

what the ♥♥♥♥

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