Sir Dickyosis of Nordingcock
Bitch/less
 
 
I got that dog in me and that dog just so happens to have two felony convictions. Ladies hit me up Im on parole. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OH IM BEGGING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
About me
I’m an empathetic artistic individual with honest emotions. I’m genuine about how I feel and stick to my beliefs. I care about those closest to me, especially my family. I have a big imagination (and big belly) and love using it towards my creations. I graduated from PVCC with an associate in CAD. I try to think outside the box (and get in your box). My sense of fashion is what I’d call pseudo-goth skater punk and it matches my personality and how I emotionally feel. Sometimes I’m a little scatterbrained, so please don’t mind me if I jump topics. ;)

My hobbies/interests include creating, drawing/coloring, creating with lego, video games, shopping, kinky discord RP with my kittens, walks on the beach, and my dogs.

What I’m doing with my life:

I was a Columbia Law School student that is until I was RUDELY and WRONGFULLY kicked out for “Repeated complaints of loud online roleplay”.

I’m really good at:

Anything art-related. I’m also pretty good at video games

The first things people usually notice about me:

My big hot belly and dark edgy pseudo-goth skater punk aesthetic.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

How easy it would be to start a meth empire in my local town.

On a typical Friday night I am:

Playing valorant on the lookout for a BOYFRIEND-FREE GIRL to join me on my love quest.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

I really like and I mean REALLY like Ted Kaczynski.

I’m looking for:

Girls who like guys
Ages 18-24
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex.
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Recent Activity
108 hrs on record
last played on May 19
81 hrs on record
last played on May 19
3.2 hrs on record
last played on May 19
Bat Aug 24, 2023 @ 10:59am 
blud got 17 hours on soundpad :steamthumbsdown:
Bat Aug 24, 2023 @ 10:58am 
#worstgamerNA
beebo May 9, 2022 @ 7:35pm 
smelly like goldfish still!!
beebo Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:59pm 
still smells like goldfish
beebo Dec 6, 2021 @ 2:25pm 
smells like goldfish
Boo Stairs Aug 2, 2021 @ 3:20pm 
This guy is mad racist, and a fat overweight scammer. -rep DO NOT TRUST