Recent reviews by HerrEnder

Is this what adhd feels like?

it's 1.6 but on source engine and better accuracy. It's not better than 1.6 or vice versa, they are BOTH good. (i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ compare these 2 when it's almost the same) However, what kills the fun in cs source is the CONSIDERABLE amount of ♥♥♥♥♥ or ukrainian servers and i am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of it. Those servers have gotten the most ridiculous and retarded ♥♥♥♥ a man could ever do for a 1st person-shooter game. ABSOLUTELY Ludicrous. V.I.P. system that offers free weapons and gives the player health??? WHY????? WHYYYY?????????? THAT'S LITERALMENTE CHEATING. YOU PAY REAL MONEY TO CHEAT LMAOOOOOOO, THE IRONY. And it doesn't stop there; there is also "medic" system where it's obvious what does it do. So let's imagine a scenario for the sake of the argument: you manage to inflict a headshot to your enemy. and the guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ away, uses the " !medic " command and there's your health replenished!!! The next thing you see is landing some hits on him and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ still is not dead!!! how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool is that?!??! And it gets better as you are running out of ammo and the guy 1 taps you with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gayk-47!! WONDERFUL!!! I sure do love plugins who DRASTICALLY affect the gameplay! I REALLY hope there is a special place in hell for the retarded sacks of ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from alliedmodders website (or wherever the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bigass hole they came from) who came up with these "PLUGINS" . Now hold on to your ♥♥♥♥ before writing "ERMMM BUT 1.6 ALSHO HASH ERM ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLUGINSH!!!" YEAH I KNOW!! However the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difference being is that in 1.6 you can still find NORMAL servers where in cs source, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ server list is filled with this rubbish. Genuinely sick of it. People are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sassy nowadays by refusing to host VANILLA servers. I might add, there is this plugin that plays music at the end of the round but takes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ages for the round to move to the next one. i have a question, for the server hosts: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!??????????
WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MINUTE FOR THE ROUND TO START EVERYTIME ONE OF THE TEAMS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WINS??? IF I HAD WANTED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC, I WOULD'VE GONE TO YOUTUBE AND SEARCH "Colaj manele Nicolae Guta 2008"
And If it's not a ♥♥♥♥♥ server, then it's one that has 1 millions of bots in it. Why bots?? are you that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desperate?? What a sick joke.
Cs source servers have unfortunately gotten infected with the "severe retardation" virus and HOPEFULLY, HOPEFULLY, HOPEFULLY, it won't affect MY 1.6 !!!
(This rant was specially dedicated to those who were wondering why do i have less hours in cs s than in cs2)

I am sorry little blue cute chuzzle, i have to go, my mom said i can't use the computer past 9 pm X((

this game makes me starve, i def recommend (no like it really made me forget to get something to eat, like i am being serious right now, i am gonna starve to death, guys help me i am gonna di

if i wanted to see hot babes i'd just go out of this ass of a game and google big booty latinas.
anyways, i don't know which is worse. csgo or this weeaboo-ish game. what else... uhhhhhh i forgot what this game had... bah, there is no way i will reinstall this ♥♥♥♥ back just to check what does it contain but all i remember is that i had ♥♥♥♥♥♥ experience in there. and that's all i guess.

P.S. Oj Kosovë o djep lirie
Çdo kulm shpie nji bajarak
UÇK-ëja t'paska hije
Për atdhe po derdhed gjak

Po luftojnë djemtë e Kosovës
Prej Drenice n'mal t'Gjakovës
Për atdhen lokja m'ka le, për flamurin kuq e zi
Jam ushtar në UÇK do ti sjell vendit liri

Brez pas brezi në k'to votra
Jam i lashtë sa vet Evropa
Jo se l'shoj oo asni pllam toke
Dy gisht bar te arkilotes

Se k'tu jam dem baba dem
Për Kosovë ♥♥♥ shpirtin tim

Qofsh i pushkës je shqipëtarë
Ta mbrojmë vendin g'llav për g'llav

Se k'tu jam dem baba dem
Për Kosovë ♥♥♥ shpirtin tem

This is literally the only thing that makes me feel embarrased to be romanian (due to how many romanian retarded toxic asshats are in there along with russians but hey, the only difference being between these 2 specimens is the language, and frankly i've gotten to the point where i can SENSE when the russians are trash talking me just because i couldn't solo 5 CT's on 1 hp with an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a pistol called glock18, but yeah be it what is it)
Oh yeah, encourages gambling, too. what they did for the 2 decades anniversary of this franchise? exactly, more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cases and skins. At this point, i am waiting for them to add hats just like how they did in tf2 (and also in the weeb version of counter strike, which is named Counter Strike online but what am i talking about, none plays that ♥♥♥♥, it ain't even playable)
you know what's so bad about the skin concept? in older counter strike games, you could change skins (weapons, players, sounds) literalmente with NO COST. all you had to do was to change 1 file and you were DONE. you could change those files to ANYTHING you wanted, only if it was under the same category (meaning you can't replace let's say... the ak47 model file with a PLAYER model one)
back to the topic
hackers, russians (this game is perfect for those who tryna learn russian profanity)
so hackers. how does valve deal with hackers? make a feature that can be bought for 14 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bucks (for me in euros) and STILL IT WILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOT guarantee you a hacker-free match

play this while listening to red sun in the sky. totally recommend 100% :)))))
edit: holy crap why are the challenges so damn hard

Rockstar is not what it was years ago (it still had some controversies that involved some of the protagonists' voice actors but nowadays is MUCH WORSE) . The grotesque hunger for money, i find it unacceptable and ofc i am not the only one who does that, and NOT ONLY THAT but they do ♥♥♥♥ for the players. I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care about some virtual assed cars that are overpriced as ♥♥♥♥, i don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care about a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless waste of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money subscription system (ANOTHER IRREFUTABLE evidence that rockstar is only for dat $$$) i ONLY care about the fact that my ip could be at the hands of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker ♥♥♥ or on deep web. I don't wanna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ use vpn everytime i want to play online, that's extremely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridiculous, it's embarrassing for such game created by triple a company that runs on old multiplayer system or some ♥♥♥♥ like that (i am no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer nerd) ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥!!! Hackers find all sorts of way to ♥♥♥♥ with this game, not to mention the incident that occured on this year's january where hackers could corrupt your account making it unplayable!!! (and good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luck trying to get rockstar to save it back) DESPITE all of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess, the players still play this piece of ♥♥♥♥ and give them money at the same time. If their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for the remastered version of the gta trilogy , the way they react when a money glitch is being found (they react FASTER than that time when our accounts were being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by the hacking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) AND the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for the security of gta online's players won't make us protest against this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tyranny then NOTHING WILL!!!
But whatever who am i to stop rockstar or make them change their ways of treating its playerbase? i am just a random ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from the internet, i can't do ♥♥♥♥. Do whatever the ♥♥♥♥ you want, play online at your own risk, but i am gonna say: to hell with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ company. I hope their downfall will come and get them as soon as possible

I definitely recommend it, it feels so nostalgic, i've been playing it for a very-very long time and it still remained the same. the best and good for those computers that weren't made for gaming! Never Let this game die. Never let legends die!!