"Nothing bad will happen or my name isn't Dwight" #DWIGHTLIVESMATTER

Dwight & Whiskers main (), occasionally play Jake too

Tight pants are not about looking snazzy or - god forbid - cute, they are a prophecy, a sign of a true leader. Not many people will wear them, even less will wear them without irony. I put the weight of looking silly on my shoulders and will prove that even goofiest of clothing items can do miracles.