Hello, I am a gifted teenager, a current undergraduate at a very prestigious course (aeronautical engineering & astrophysics) as well as semi-professional Dota 2 player.
You may be wondering why I am in your extremely low-skilled games. The truth is, as much as you would like to deny it, this is one of my many smurf accounts. I have over 20 accounts, so your reports mean nothing to me.
I will not convince you the valid reason behind by my behaviour, I am a gifted individual and do not expect scum like you to understand such complex interactions.
In terms of MMR, my peak is 8.3k, which I consider to be a mediocre rank. It is a privilege and an honour to be flamed by me.
Think of me as a superior, but try not to idolise me. I don't need more grovelling n00bs on my profile like below; please stop looking for my attention.

Yours sincerely,
A superior Dota player