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So it all started when this dude here broke into my house last summer. I was sleeping at the time, and he just walked right into my bedroom and put his balls on my forehead. I was so confused, but then he started talking to me and I realized that he was just looking for a friend. Now we're inseparable, and I'm so glad I didn't call the police that night. Thanks, bro #friendship #bromance #unlikelybuddies