Bald
Jewish
No Friends
Gay/Queer/Homosexual
Negative Intelligence
Pedophile
Poor
Fake Dieter
Mullet Hair
Wig
Redditor
Twitch Streamer
Craves Attention
Loses Job
Racist
He ♥♥♥♥♥ his pants
Skips work for first ever social interaction
Skips school to play video games
Rubs his eyes to look high in pictures
Looks like Darren from Sausage Party
Makes out with dudes
Gets bullied
Does a poll about his hair at work
Family hates him
Beat him in a Ana vs Hanzo 1v1
♥♥♥♥♥ his Dog
Below Average
Dad Scams him
Family hates him
His Mother gots a DUMPY
Masturbates in school
Workouts to make friends
Sits in the corner all day
Comes to work earlier because he doesnt have a life
Gets Cyber/bullied Online
Came in his pants
♥♥♥♥♥ on tables
♥♥♥♥♥ himself in public
Marries crazy ♥♥♥♥♥