гудини пердила

опездал

когда я была маленькой мечтала стать принцессой сейчас я хочу стать носком в который ты спускаешь

гей

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I was born in Pakistan as a little arab. My goal in life was to become a suicide bomber, but i was simply too stupid to become one. Dad threw me out and say i should die, i cried for several years after returning noticing my family had been bombed by Americans. I moved to a country called Germany, where i became a nazi jew, as a nazi jew i was killing my own kind. Hitler didn't expect it

I shot and killed Hitler making it look like a suicide. After the end of war i moved to a country called Norway where i meet my love Osama. We lived happily married and got our selfs 9 suicide bombers, Oh sorry i mean children which later died by commiting suicide into world trade center by hijacking 2 planes and flying into the tower. Then i moved to a small villiage where i became a kebab svarvare. I'm now a kebab svarvare for almost 29 years i make only 1$ a month. I'm happy with my salary. I am currently holding 360 people as hostage i placed several suicide vest on some of them.