balls (with cultural impact)

Somebody once told me
You're looking kinda lonely
Maybe you need somebody in beeeeeed.
She was looking kinda haraam
Without Sheikh or Imaam
To bless this marriage prospect.
Well, the fitnas start coming and they don't start coming,
Fed with the rules and I hit the ground running.
It didn't make sense not to live for Allah,
Open the Quran and say Bismillah.
So much to read so much to see
So what's wrong with watching T.V?
You never know if you don't go,
This is not how you become Hafiz bro.
Hey now,
You're a Muslim,
Get your thowb on,
Go Pray.
Hey now,
You're a Mu'min,
Get your beard on,
Don't shave.

alle unsere junge mit die gepumpte uber Tritte besser Lauf besser Lauf schneller als meine Kugel

'tts hello my name is sunny chonk and me and my big boi shob want go japan. we totally arent weebs and not bullshitting at all however we assure we will be of our best behaviour ;). we want to visit the hentai shop and touch some kids in the waifu cafe. we will be very respectful to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and we shall touch their kids along the way.The trip will be 14 days long as we want to buy a waifu pillow from every single street corner as well as visit every single japanese high school in the area. A big precaution showeeb does not have a passport and is a registered sex offender so please could you be a bit generous and let him though border patrol. please accept our offer or you will find a large ginger ♥♥♥♥ sapien at your door the night after trying to pull down your trousers. Thanks you and have a great day

Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man ♥♥♥♥ at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.