ekardio
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Greetings. My name is Ekardio, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day. :cozyspaceengineersc:
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Artonix Feb 23, 2023 @ 11:13am 
+rep huge #####
Piper_38 Jul 18, 2020 @ 3:49pm 
awww thx man same <3
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+rep funny and a DBD player :The_Slayer:
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P-Bow Nov 6, 2019 @ 12:41pm 
yare yare
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+rep added me on trade server because I talked? Don't know but cool a person anyways.