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Rocket League
1,348 Hours played
Do you ever find yourself lost, in need of agonizing torment and hours of painful stress and lost friendships? Well this my friends is the game for you. If you have that one friend who always wants to play games, suggest the two of you play Rocket League. If you simply ask them to play enough, then passively the gameplay will force the two of you to wits end, tearing your friendship to shreds and leaving you in shambles, with a controller where the left stick doesn't quite work like it used to, and being stuck between facing people far beyond your skill level or far below.

Tournaments are a scam, designed to make you feel more worthless you scumbag. Why are you playing this?? Well Rocket League is here to punish you and stomp your worthless little soul into the mud.

TL;DR: Awful horrible evil soul-wrenching game that makes me hate myself and others. 10/10 would play again.
Recent Activity
46 hours past 2 weeks
97 hrs on record
last played on Sep 24
Overwatch® 2
Achievement Progress   91 of 164
+86
30 hrs on record
last played on Sep 24
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Achievement Progress   15 of 75
+10
3 hrs on record
last played on Sep 23
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ek aj May 25, 2020 @ 8:12pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
ek aj May 25, 2020 @ 8:12pm 
I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with ♥♥♥♥♥♥. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?
Murray Feb 6, 2020 @ 4:03pm 
WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥ing and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)