we can try one more game if you want

+ rep mateee

Are you looking for a new bed? Well you're in luck. Because I have one, and I wanna sell it to you. Please buy my bed. Nothing bad has ever happened on it. It's a beautiful twin bed with a brushed metal frame. Ain't nothin' bad ever happened on this bed. Do you like to sleep? I do too, but not on this bed anymore, 'cause I want you to have it! Please buy my bed. Just buy my bed. Ain't nothin' bad ever happened on this bed, I'm talkin' no felonies. Sex? On this bed? Never heard of it. What is it? ..No one has ever explained it to me. Please buy my bed!

Ay, psst. You like this bed? Well guess what, I got two of 'em! 'Cause of... circumstances. Stack 'em on top of your old bed! I'm like the freakin' princess and the pea up here except the only thing keepin' me up at night is that I got two beds I can't sell! Just buy my bed. I need these beds outta my house by Tuesday, 'Cause on Tuesday I'm havin' a potluck, and I can't have people comin' to my potluck, askin' why the hell there's two BEDS against the wall, can you imagine the questions??

"...Hey uhhh why do you have two beds?" -Gunloc probably

How embarrassing! Buy my bedddd pleeease...

These 2 guys below me are 100% correct. This mans a hacker

Bro how you so good? are you cheating?