There isn’t anyone else I’d rather be around. To me he is the best person on earth. He is everything I want to be. He is very smart, funny, and kind to everyone. He helped me through hard times over and over and over again. He’s always so patient for me. Im proud to say that I love him.

+rep. This guy came to my house the other day. I had never met him before. While at first I didn't mind his unexpected arrival, it quickly became a problem. He started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere. There was not a square inch of my house that wasn't glazed in his sweet forbidden nectar. I don't know where all that ♥♥♥ even came from. It was like a fire hydrant. On the plus side I don't have to buy salt anymore, when I'm cooking and I need it I just give him a quick hand-job and he busts directly into the dish I am cooking.