I neglect my kids to play video games.
My girlfriend left me and my dog is dead because I forgot to feed him.

All the money I get from well fair goes towards my crippling cocaine addiction.
I used to trip on acid, and at the age of 17 I was diagnosed with schizophrenia.
hmu if u need crack ;)

My mom left me before I was born and my dad was a jew. Apparently he left to pray at the synagogue and got mowed down by an armed man with an automatic rifle.
Keep in my that this all happened before I was even conceived, so my memory may be a little foggy.

I was living with my grandparents up until the age of 5 when I shot them both dead.
It was a hard few years after that.
I started dealing drugs at the age of 9. My street name was "Big Ounce"
I weighed a colossal 250lbs at that age standing at a mere 4'11.

At 10, I was brutally molested by a man with down syndrome.