About Red John

Red John is a fictional character and the primary antagonist of the CBS crime drama The Mentalist for the first five seasons and half of the sixth. As a serial killer, he is believed to have begun his killing spree in 1988, and has, with his operatives and acolytes, killed more than 70 people in California, Nevada, and Mexico, throughout his murder spree. Five years prior to the action of the first episode, he murdered the wife and the daughter of Patrick Jane, making Jane his dedicated nemesis.

Reason for being here:

1. You think I'm cheating (checking for hours, any VACs, private profile?)
2. You want to see my inventory
3. You want to friend me
4. You want to trade
5. You want to try to scam my knife/items (please don't bother)

If you want my items, u will have to overpay, especially for stickers and floats(or phases).
No overpay - no deal!

Don't waste my time, you want to trade, make it quick, I don't have all day.

Trading rules

⬇Read the rules⬇ and offer me: Trade link

1 - Only add me for a reason, whether that reason is you like my pic or you're here for trading, I don't care what it is, just let me know when I accept you.

2 - Low ranked accounts (especially private) unless you have commented your reasons for adding me, you will be declined, and if you spam add me, blocked.

3 - Don't lowball me, seriously, I'm not here to lose money, you will be declined instantly unless I make profit.

4 - No inventory, no CSGO, and / or low hours, will result in decline.

5 - Offline trades ONLY don't ever offer me live trade, you will be blocked.

6 - Scammers, seriously? I have your SteamID, that means you'll be reported on Steamrep as well as Steam. I know every trade scam, all the real money scams, live traders will be blocked and no, I don't want your $400 Dota2 item.

7 - Don't tell me I'm stupid, I know what I'm doing.

8 - NOT LOOKING FOR REAL MONEY, EVER, DONT EVEN ASK!

9 - Trade hold = BIG overpay

Other than that, glhf! ;)

Esport achievements:

• 2nd at CS:GO BYOC Dreamhack Anaheim 2020
• 3nd at CS:GO BYOC Dreamhack Dallas 2022
• 3nd at CS:GO WINGMAN BYOC Dreamhack Dallas 2022
• 2nd at CS:GO BYOC Dreamhack San Diego 2023

Hardware

• Processor: Intel Core i9-9900K
• Video card: ASUS GeForce RTX 2080Ti (11 GB)
• Motherboard: Z390 Aorus Ultra
• RAM: Corsair Vengeance LPX DDR4 3200MHz (4 x 8GB)
• Cooling: Corsair H100i Platinum Liquid Cooler
• Power Supply: Thermaltake Toughpower Grand RGB 850W Gold
• SSDs: Samsung 970 EVO Plus 1TB M.2 & Samsung 860 EVO 500GB M.2
• HDDs: Seagate Barracuda 2TB

• Monitors: Dell S2417DG 24" & MSI MAG240CR 24" & MSI MAG241C 24"
• Keyboard: HyperX Alloy Elite RGB (Cherry MX Red)
• Headsets: Sennheiser HD 560S & Logitech G PRO Wireless
• Mouse: Logitech G PRO Wireless
• Mousepad: Logitech G840

• Speakers: Logitech Lightsync G560
• Webcam: Logitech C922
• Chair: Secretlab TITAN Fabric

Picture: https://imgur.com/a/UpAIbY5

How to Silver

•Before the match starts, don't press accept. It's a test.
•The P in P90 stands for Pro. Like you.
•When told to pick up the AWP, stare at it and go AFK.
•Don't buy kits, this is actually team death match, the bomb wont ever get planted.
•You are amazing with the desert eagle, don't let anyone ever tell you different, not even the scoreboard.
•Very important: That thing attached to some guns is called a silencer, and you have to take it off because it reduces damage a lot and will get you more kills.
•VAC is a good anti cheat.
•Skins make you better at the game.
•When a teammate asks for a drop, drop them your handgun.
•Never adapt to the game. Don't betray yourself like that. Just do the same thing over and over again and wait until it works.
•Dust 2 is the only map in the game. There aren't any others. Don't argue.
•If you lose the first round. You MUST ALWAYS Eco/Save. Which means buy armour and an SMG/Shotgun of your choosing.
•When going through doors, always make sure that you block the doors so no one can pass. Ignore the hate of your teammates, you're pro and you're gonna get mad kills. You're also shielding them from bullets. How nice of you!
•Crouching doesn't improve accuracy, but do you know what does? Jumping! Be a kangaroo and watch the mad kills pour in. ♥♥♥♥ EVERYONE LOVES KANGAROOS.
•50 points to Gryffindor every time you change weapons.
•State that all SMG's take skill to use from no less than 4 inches away. Your gun is cheaper so it is worse. Rub it in with a teabag afterwards. Especially if you have a P90.
•Always tell the opposing team to good luck and have fun when warm-up ends. At half time, treat them like they murdered your family. (Be sure to take note of their nationality!)
•If you see a chicken in your gameplay, you absolutely must under any circumstance, kill that damn chicken. It must die. THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE.
•Recoil control is a myth. Like Bigfoot.
•If you need to get around the map in a hurry, get out your Negev.
•The PP-Bizon is the discount Negev.
•Don't waste money on a helmet. $350 is too expensive. You wont die. Ever.
•You need to Look at the ground where you are going make sure you don't trip!
•What is strategy?

What Did You Just Say To Me?!

What did you just fucking say about me, you little fag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.

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