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"Hey, there. I'm sure you get approached by men all the time, and I'm equally sure that many of them have witty pickup lines that they use to break the ice and announce their intentions. Well, I briefly considered trying something similar - I even had what I think is a rather entertaining one-liner prepared - but then I realized that you're probably the sort of woman who would appreciate a slightly more meaningful interaction. Obviously, I'm not completely sure of that, because I can't claim to know anything about you as a person... but I would love the opportunity to learn. May I buy you a drink and see if we can start a conversation? Incidentally, I'm rich and I have a penis the size of a paper towel roll. What? No, just the roll. You know, the cardboard tube in the middle? Yes, that. Anyway, what's your name?"

Since I got global my reflexes have became that of a finely tuned machine. I was making a sandwich and almost dropped a pickle on the floor and I caught it mid air and as soon as I did a friend came thru my front door. I then in one smooth motion took that pickle and flung it thru the air and it landed in front of him and bounced into his eyes blinding him. I yelled out flash bang and then took him out with my ankle holstered pistol. I'm currently awaiting trial and my lawyer won't represent me due to this whole case being quite a pickle.

C3PO IS A SITH LORD

As a 27 year old virgin I do not see what the big deal is about having sex? Fallout 4 definitely fills all the holes that I need filled.

Come join us over at /r/gaming, where we don't pander to society's views that sex is a major part of life. A fine fedora-tipping day to all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edefncEW8tg