Colors of cuum you can unlock: A guide to how to unlock them

COMMON COLORS:

-White: Default

-Brown: Nut 10 times to unlock this color.

-Gray: Nut 25 times to unlock this color.

-Black: Nut 50 times to unlock this color.

-Beige: Nut 75 times to unlock this color.

-Maroon: Nut 100 times with the 100th nut being shot using the helicopter method.

UNCOMMON COLORS:

-Red: Get 25 nuts using the helicopter method.

-Yellow: Shoot your cuum to a distance of at least 15 feet away.

-Blue: Jump up as you cuum and land your cuum inside a cup.

-Green: Nut 10 times in a single jerking session to the same thing without stopping.

-Orange: Nut while sick or having a headache.

-Purple: Nut 125 times with the 125th nut being shot into a toilet using the sniping method.

RARE COLORS:

-Pink: Nut to something really weird

-Lime: Nut while eating something spicy

-Amber: Nut to a really old porn video from 1896.

-Teal: Nut inside a public restroom

-Mustard: Show your cocck to another ♥♥♥♥

-Indigo: When caught masturbating, look at your assailant in the eyes.

EPIC COLORS (PATTERNS BEGIN TO APPEAR HERE):

-Ruby: Obtain a condom and nut inside it

-Sapphire: Nut inside the ocean 4 times in a row

-Emerald: Nut at school 35 times

-Gold: Nut 2,000 times

-Silver: Nut while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the shower.

-Diamond: Nut on 20 inanimate objects

-Pearl: Nut 2,500 times

-Platinum: Charge up your ♥♥♥ for 50 days and let it rip on day 50 on a toilet seat

LEGENDARY COLORS:

-Woodland MARPAT camoflauge: Nut while wearing the same colors as your surroundings at exactly 6:54 PM MST.

-Bloodied: Have blood cuum out instead of cuum

The rest are unknown as of now.