Rylanor
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I wish i was making this up.

The curse of Tiberius:
>be me
>playing elder kings
>have a son
>son is genius and strong
>name son tiberius
>tiberius is amazing
>great stats and traits
>tiberius dies in 'accident'

This is how it all began.

>have genius son
>name genius son tiberius
>tiberius dies

At this point I laughed it off as a coincidence. Oh was I wrong.

>Playing singleplayer
>genius and vigorous son
>name son tiberius as a tribute
>tiberius lives for a while but not long enough
>tiberius dies

>have a new son
>new son is genius and strong
>tiberius pls
>tiberius dies

I start to get worried. At least one has to live, right?

>playing multiplayer
>tell friend about tiberius experiences
>friend says dont name any good children tiberius
>have a genius son
>tiberius
>he dies
>genius son
>tiberius
>dead

>today
>have a son
>genius, over 20 in every stat
>is best of the batch to date
>he is named tiberius
>tiberius overcomes sickliness and being ill at young ages
>maybe he can finally do it
>maybe he can survive
>crimson plague
>not worried, doesnt usually do anything drastic
>oh
>tiberius has it
>tiberius dies

O Tiberius Tiberius, why has thou wrought upon me this curse?/10

EDIT: the friend i mentioned in the review decided to name one of his children tiberius. he was all cocky about it thinking tiberius would live. well tiberius got a disease and died 1 day later and needless to say we aren't ever having another tiberius.
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Grayson! Apr 8, 2020 @ 8:35pm 
Hello, I have made you an offer before, but you have declined. I am very embarrassed but I am a cancer patient and my medicines are very expensive. There are 2 ways to take a medicine. Since we don't have money, neither of them work, please help me. If you make me happy, God makes you happy. please help me you are very rich share with me please
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Grayson! Feb 10, 2019 @ 6:06pm 
+rep good guy and good friend
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