"What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager
asked her mother.
"Encouragement, dear," she replied.
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Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational
at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred
ninety-five. My supervisor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a
song. If you would like, I could sing it for you.
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Man 1: Ask me the what the most important thing about telling a good joke is.

Man 2: OK, what is the most impo --

Man 1: ______TIMING!
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If I could stick my pen in my heart,
I would spill it all over the stage.
Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya,
Would you think the boy was strange?
Ain't he strange?
...
If I could stick a knife in my heart,
Suicide right on the stage,
Would it be enough for your teenage lust,
Would it help to ease the pain?
Ease your brain?
-- Rolling Stones, "It's Only Rock'N Roll"
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Just read your comments about the chesy. Thanks mate

Have a great weekend, Shifty!

Don't forget to check your Wh40k: Eternal Crusade win's posting for the humble bundle gift link, mate. Enjoy.

Got something for you as a thank you for the whitelist

Thank you so much for Ironcast! I'll start downloading it as soon as I stop with my online gaming for the day. :)