Rat King >>>>> Mimi

delusional yawn

hi frobby :D

LMAO

Really homosexual tbh

My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized, the last place I wanted to be was Frostnipistan.

I've been trying some home remedies including one recommended by a friend, she urged me to apply Elizabeth Arden cream. My mum used that on her lips, you want me to put that on my todger?! It works Harry trust me.

I found a tube and the minute I opened it the smell transported me through time. I thought as if my mother was right there in the room and I took a smidge and applied it.. down there.