Fat_Jag
United States
 
 
"I must only sound positive on paper, because I don't feel that way in-person." -Presence
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195
Hours played
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Recent Activity
2.3 hrs on record
last played on Jun 4
0.7 hrs on record
last played on May 30
6.2 hrs on record
last played on May 30
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Montauk Feb 3, 2018 @ 9:59pm 
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Montauk Oct 16, 2017 @ 5:04pm 
If you be choppin jalapenos, and you touch your jalapenis, it's not going to kill you or nothin, but it will mess your day up fo sure.
Montauk Mar 26, 2017 @ 9:02pm 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mom's Visa" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows:

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)