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Pickle Head

Back off n words Dboi watKins is my B hoes

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it’s a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

*stands in the distance, fedora covering face* mlady *grins and turns around and looks at u in the eys wit shiny vampir glowin cute eyes.* didnt see u ther. *flexes, showing my super buff pecs* i was jus practicng my kungfu ;))) *winks at u, holding my ancent ninja katana* im rly cool if ur into that i do kungfu and stuf *tail pops out of my back* oh sory i forgot to say that im a antrophoprmorphic but im supr kawaii *flips fedora* i think ur really hot and we would make a awesome couple would you marry me *head back laughing* jk im joking (jk means just kidding lol xD i know a lot of internet meemees too) i can show u more if u take my hand *holds out hand, hair flowing in wind* (if u take my hand msg me and we continue this fantasy together ;)))
ps i have a sick beard

"You seem really cool, if only I could talk to you or see you sometime" - Riley to any girl ever