When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"
🤔
Anyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive should be forced to write 5000 lines of
code using nothing but vi or emacs. AAAAACK!
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands, especially
Emacs.)
🤥
Chris: I haven't been this confused since the ending of "No Way Out". [Flashback to Chris & Brian coming out of a theater that's showing "No Way Out"]
Chris: How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?
🙁
You cannot have a science without measurement.
-- R. W. Hamming
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"OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard."
-- Dr. Joy
😍
Only a fool fights in a burning house.
-- Kank the Klingon, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
😚
"I got a question for ya. Ya got a minute?"
-- two programmers passing in the hall
😭

+rep merry christ my favorite obese friend, happy new year!

I ωιѕн уσυ α Mєяяу Ƈняιѕтмαѕ,
I ωιѕн уσυ α Mєяяу Ƈняιѕтмαѕ,
I ωιѕн уσυ α Mєяяу Ƈняιѕтмαѕ,

Aηɗ α Hαρρу Ɲєω Ƴєαя!

+rep good trader

+rep fire trade

+rep nice trader