Tis the year 2855, the world has gone to absolute s h i t, nothing is what it once was not even the people that remain. One man though dared to change of all of this and bring civilisation back to this god forsaken cesspit of filth. That man was none other than Smokey, an absolute unit of a man. He stood 8 ft tall and was absolutely jacked, even his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arm hairs had six packs. although the nuclear fallout didn't really leave much to be desired in the face department, however that didn't matter cause the only people that did remain looked like drowning rats that had been compacted into the size of a marble. So for our hero Smokey he might as well look like that one dude from your favourite film that your wife's always telling you she would sleep with ruining the love that you once cherished for such a masterpiece. Anyway moving on our absolute filth machine of muscles began his quest like an other, outside the local gas station smashing an irradiated meat pie that had finally cooled to the right temperature. As he sits pondering what his course of action should be to fix this abomination of a planet, a local gang approaches him. The leader quickly emerging from the pack to introduce himself, this man quite small in stature looked like as if he possessed no muscular structure at all. He was nothing but rolls folding in and over themselves to form some semblance of a blob with tiny legs to meander through its poor existence.

Smokey disgusted by the very sight of such a poor creature decides to do the right thing and end it's misery, quickly pummelling it down into the dirt. As fist after fist fly into it's bulbous body you can see the horror from the other gang members as their leader who is now nothing but a puddle of flesh and viscera, is being continuously pounded into the dirty soil until nothing remains. The gang members after seeing such a violent performance, quickly drop to submit to their new overlord Praising and showering Smokey with compliments and hymns of his great defeat over fat man. Smokey quickly stands tall over his new disciples , brain matter still dripping from the creases of his fingers. Finally it hit Smokey how he can save this disgusting earth, He will do what any other man in his position would do! He will become a god amongst the mutants, a man destined to rule the earth with his perfectly sculpted body gifted from the heavens.

Jump forward a few months Smokey has been hard at work rampaging across the wasteland destroying gang after gang and freeing as many people as he can, All in the name of his new religion (Servo meat-pie) SMP for short. No one dares stands in the way of this demigod, anyone that ever opposes him is quickly removed from existence. This continues for many more months until finally Smokey encounters his first true enemy of his church. The Wanba's are the most formidable religion in the wasteland, they are a clan of honour and integrity. Our hero see's this as his true chance to finally unite the wastes and bring peace and structure back to the cesspit. Smokey wastes no time in executing a great war with the Wanba's, they are kill on sight no hesitation is allowed. The hero pummels through their ranks within weeks untill the wasteland has been drenched and bathed in their blood. Finally the wastes can be at peace and unite under the iron fist rule of SMP, a true god for a true cause.



game is alright, wanba's get murdered 10/10

Forever your's,

Jinkies <3