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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 11:24am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 11:58am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 11:34am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 8:36am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 12:50pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 1:57pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2023 @ 1:08pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:49am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 9:28am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 8:17am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked Jul 26 @ 11:54am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked Aug 28 @ 4:40am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:55am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 11:33am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked Jul 26 @ 3:32pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 2:18pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked Aug 27 @ 2:38pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2023 @ 11:03am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked Aug 28 @ 4:29am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 7:26am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked Aug 28 @ 4:42am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked Jul 26 @ 11:28am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 7:26am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked Aug 28 @ 4:25am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2023 @ 1:22pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 8:27am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 11:39am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 7:31am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2023 @ 1:26pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 12:58pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 7:32am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 11:05am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 11:02am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:05pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2023 @ 11:10am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 1:15pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2023 @ 1:06pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2023 @ 12:14pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 6:47am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 7:53am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked Jul 26 @ 3:37pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 1:24pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 7:55am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked Jul 26 @ 4:25pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2023 @ 12:46pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 7:34am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 8:28am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 11:36am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked Jul 26 @ 11:57am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 8:03am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 9:16am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 11:09am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 7:08am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 1:24pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 7:36am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 8:11am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 3:34pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 3:45pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 12:51pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 11:22am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 8:10am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 11:37am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 11:13am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 3:15pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 8:08am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 12:14pm



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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