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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 19.1.2023 klo 11.24

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 19.1.2023 klo 12.48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 19.1.2023 klo 11.58

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 3.3.2023 klo 11.34

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 19.1.2023 klo 12.41

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 24.4.2023 klo 8.36

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 19.1.2023 klo 12.50

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 23.1.2023 klo 13.57

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 10.2.2023 klo 13.08

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 31.3.2023 klo 7.49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 31.3.2023 klo 9.28

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 24.4.2023 klo 8.17

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 26.7. klo 11.54

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 28.8. klo 4.40

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 3.3.2023 klo 12.00

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 31.3.2023 klo 6.55

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 11.9. klo 11.33

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 3.3.2023 klo 12.36

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 26.7. klo 15.32

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 9.9. klo 14.18

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 10.2.2023 klo 12.30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 27.8. klo 14.38

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 10.2.2023 klo 11.03

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 28.8. klo 4.29

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 24.4.2023 klo 7.26

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 28.8. klo 4.42

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 26.7. klo 11.28

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 4.3.2023 klo 12.48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 24.4.2023 klo 7.26

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 28.8. klo 4.25

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 4.3.2023 klo 13.22

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 4.3.2023 klo 12.41

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 24.4.2023 klo 8.27

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 19.1.2023 klo 11.39

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 10.2.2023 klo 12.58

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 3.3.2023 klo 12.36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 23.1.2023 klo 13.52

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 3.3.2023 klo 12.23

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 24.4.2023 klo 7.31

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 4.3.2023 klo 13.26

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 3.3.2023 klo 12.58

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 5.9. klo 7.32

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 19.1.2023 klo 11.05

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 19.1.2023 klo 13.24

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 19.1.2023 klo 11.02

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 23.1.2023 klo 12.05

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 10.2.2023 klo 11.10

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 19.1.2023 klo 13.15

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 4.3.2023 klo 13.06

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 4.3.2023 klo 12.14

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 5.9. klo 6.47

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 31.3.2023 klo 7.53

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 26.7. klo 15.37

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 19.1.2023 klo 13.24

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 5.9. klo 7.55

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 26.7. klo 16.25

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 10.2.2023 klo 12.46

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 14.9. klo 7.34

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 5.9. klo 8.28

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 3.3.2023 klo 11.36

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 26.7. klo 11.57

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 9.9. klo 8.03

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 9.9. klo 9.16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 11.9. klo 11.09

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 14.9. klo 7.08

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 14.9. klo 13.24

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 9.9. klo 7.36

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 9.9. klo 8.11

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 9.9. klo 15.34

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 9.9. klo 15.45

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 11.9. klo 12.51

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 11.9. klo 11.22

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 9.9. klo 8.10

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 11.9. klo 11.37

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 9.9. klo 11.13

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 9.9. klo 15.15

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 24.4.2023 klo 8.08

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 3.3.2023 klo 12.14



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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