Global Gameplay Stats

POSTAL 2

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 89
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52.9%

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
49.4%

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
45.1%

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
41.9%

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
39.0%

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
38.0%

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
37.5%

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
33.5%

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
30.4%

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
29.0%

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
26.6%

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
26.2%

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
23.3%

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
22.4%

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
21.5%

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
20.8%

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
19.2%

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
18.2%

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
16.9%

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
14.8%

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
14.3%

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
14.0%

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
13.5%

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
12.7%

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
12.6%

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
12.0%

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

11.8%

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
11.7%

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
11.6%

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
11.3%

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
10.0%

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
10.0%

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
9.9%

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
9.5%

You are not alone

9.4%

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
8.4%

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
7.2%

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
7.1%

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
6.9%

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
6.8%

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
6.8%

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
6.8%

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
6.7%

There's always money in the banana stand

6.7%

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
6.7%

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
6.6%

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
6.6%

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
6.2%

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
6.1%

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
5.8%

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
5.8%

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
5.8%

Found 'em faster than GWB

5.2%

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
5.2%

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

4.9%

John Rambo'd!

4.8%

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
4.7%

Cesar Millan is Gay

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
4.5%

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
4.4%

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
4.2%

Ginger Mint

4.2%

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
3.9%

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
3.9%

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
3.7%

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
3.7%

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
3.5%

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
3.3%

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
3.2%

Ape Rape

3.2%

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
3.1%

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
3.1%

Reddit's Famous Double Dong

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
3.0%

SCREW that game!

3.0%

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
2.8%

Gary vs. a Giant Penis

2.8%

Dick Message

2.7%

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
2.7%

Bitches Love Cake

2.6%

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
2.5%

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
2.4%

PooMasher

2.4%

Hobo Sexual

2.4%

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
2.3%

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
2.3%

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
2.2%

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
2.1%

Ode to Eddings

2.0%

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
1.9%

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
1.9%

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.