5 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 5.2 hrs on record
Posted: Jun 16, 2022 @ 10:34pm
Product received for free

At-a-Glance
Adult Content?
(FxM) Sexual Content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Two hours.
Patch Available?
Not neccessary.

Gamer Girls: Cyberpunk 2069 is a lewd Tetris-style game about a man that participates in a retro gaming tournament for his father — and ♥♥♥♥♥!

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Gameplay
The easiest way to describe the gameplay is to compare it to Tetris. If you don’t know what Tetris is, congratulations — you live under an even bigger rock than I. The goal of the game is to rapidly produce contiguous, horizontal rows of blocks using randomly provided pieces. Using the “Hold” key, you may store a single block to swap for another. As the game progress, pieces fall quicker, calling for increased reaction speed and planning ahead. When blocks are placed above the playable area, it’s “game over”.

Sexual Content
The art is high quality, but the animations are unfinished. I regularly spotted errors, including obvious cropping and layers that were seemingly forgotten. Looking past the visual errors, I found the animations to be awkward; movement is awkward and penetration is unconvincing.

Verdict
Even if you’re fond of Tetris, I can’t recommend this game. The writing is abhorrent and the sex-scenes are unfinished. It’s absurd to see animations like I saw in a game released last year — what are the Pirates Of The Digital Sea too busy jerking off? Gamer Girls: Cyberpunk 2069 doesn’t bring anything new to the genre. It’s just Tetris with bad sex-scenes and a poorly translated story with no relevance to gameplay.


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