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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.0 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: May 20, 2020 @ 12:23pm
Updated: May 20, 2020 @ 1:02pm

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(FxF) sexual content.
No nudity.
Hours of Gameplay
One hour.
Modding Support?
Patch Available?
No, not neccessary.

Big Tiddy Goth GF Simulator is a lewd point-n'-clicker game about a brief exchange between two goth roomies.

You explore a school using a set of on-screen arrow keys and prompts. This game plays-out like an RPG of old, minus the RPG elements. I'd consider this game to be more in-line with a "choose your own adventure". You have a locker which serves as an inventory, which can be accessed at anytime.

Raven and Madeline are college roomies. They're highschool besties, longterm members of a "goth" clique. Recently, Madeline's endowments have started to grow out of control — so much so, they have rendered her too embarassed to leave her room. Though Madeline is not fond of her newfound bod', Raven likes what she sees. She's attracted to her big body, and bossy personality. However, in fear of souring their relationship, Raven opts to stay as the friend Madeline needs.

The visual elements of this title are a mixed bag — for starters, there's no titlescreen or save functionality. The application cannot be fullscreened, and it appears to be encased in a sort of developer's UI. The game itself is surrounded by some awful, low resolution cobwebs. The user-interface is not centered, and it often requires the user to scroll-about to see the whole game — I think this is unacceptable.

Now let's talk about the in-game visuals.

They are. . . interesting. The world is rendered using montoned, and stylistically low-resolution photographs, with light animations. Characters are hand-drawn, clearly detached from the almost horror-like setting. I was not fond of the artstyle or character animations. Though the characters are well drawn (just not my cup of tea), the the animations sucked.

- The Goods -
There is a sex scene or two in the game. It's dialogue heavy, and not terribly. . . arousing. There is no full nudity (that I recall) and no explicit sexual visuals. It's what I'd call a "story" scene, where the focus is less on goodies and more character development. Expect female-on-female sexual content.

This game is really rough around the edges, but you can't go wrong with free. I would consider this title if you're looking for an hour or two of cheap button-mashing entertainment.

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