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4
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.0 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jun 8, 2020 @ 10:51pm
Updated: Jun 10, 2020 @ 12:25am

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(F, FxM) sexual content.
Censorship
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
One, maybe two hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Download from Steam.

Cyber Agent is a lewd shoot-'em-up with light visual novel segments.

- Disclaimer -
For the purposes of this review, the adult-patch is installed.

Gameplay
You smash through a few text boxes, and you shoot-shoot until there's nothin' left to shoot. Some stages begin with brief visual novel segments, and lewd scenes are unlocked between certain levels. Most of the game consists of shooting baddies from a stationary turret. It's essentially shoot-'em-up without dodging projectiles. To survive, you must manage your "assists" and power-ups (dropped by enemies). Assists can provide immense fire support or invulnerably, and they are effective at getting your rear outta sticky situations.

Story
You're known as "Commander", and you're stuck in the world of Agent Cyber. Perhaps, you are enjoying a virtual simulation of sorts, or you're playing a videogame in the videogame. You have been tasked with training a squad of Cyber Agents, and that's about as far as I could figure out. I'm leaning heavily on the virtual sim' idea.

Visuals
The titlescreen looks presentable, but it's empty and boring. From "Setting", you may adjust audio and language preferences. Sound is controlled by a single slider, which kind of blows. I think music and sound effects should not be lumped into one selection.

- The Goods -
There are a few different goodies to see, provided the DLC is installed. In the "dance" mode, there are full-nude 3D models, which look aright. In the "visual novel" mode, there are a handful of lewd CGs, some with light animations. The artwork is high quality, but animations somewhat lacking. Expect female nudity and male-on-female sexual intercourse.

Verdict
This game is actually kind of fun, I'd recommend it if you have a few dollands to spend. It is, however pretty quick to beat. You could probably beat the campaign in thirty-minutes to an hour's time. While the campaign starts stupid-easy, the game ramps up the difficulty in later stages. Be on your toes.

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8 Comments
DarkestAngelVT Feb 19, 2021 @ 2:08am 
" patch " but is there censor on da pussy??
Rena Jun 14, 2020 @ 9:40am 
Its true I always look for your review in other eroges and become disappointed when I dont find yours keep up the good work great review as always!
DatWombat Jun 10, 2020 @ 3:49pm 
Thank you. Speaking on one-liners and jokes, ugh. Maybe they were funny the first hundred times. I didn't realize that they is a way to see whether or not someone purchased a game or not. I just figured it was only the "honor system", where users are simply expected to hit the appropriate boxes.
keirt Jun 10, 2020 @ 2:52am 
don't let other people bother you, you doing good, keep it up. your review are much better than them who write a one-liner-not-funny-joke.
also I can see that you bought this game since the review has steam logo instead of key (review copy & gift copy will have key logo instead of steam logo).
DatWombat Jun 10, 2020 @ 12:31am 
Well, I was too tired to play and write for an extended period of time. I played a few more stages today, and revised my review some. I'm working on a long-length review to be posted on my site.

People who are payed to write positive reviews are called shills . Nobody likes shills.

I'm an experienced reviewer, and update reviews as time allows. Oftentimes, I don't need to rack up a heavy playtime to come up with an opinion about a game. Besides, I agree that not all games require hours of playtime to be reviewed. Take a look at any generic puzzle game. . . there isn't much to say that can't be said after ten or fifteen minutes of gameplay.
keirt Jun 9, 2020 @ 9:30pm 
Hmm, do we need to play the game for hours before write a review even if the game is only a half of hour?
Dunkler Messias Jun 9, 2020 @ 9:47am 
Not even one hour played and you write a highly positive review? How much money you earn for making positive reviews and where can I sign? :I
stickydude Jun 9, 2020 @ 4:14am 
You are truly mastering the most useless "reviews"