ahh well this is a long time coming review of mine.╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐



i dumped this game 523 hours of my life and still playing with my palls ( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°)

and i think i do justice with this review to this beautiful game (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)



lets get started.

imagine, you are a mafia boss in loss santos that controlls an entire organisation starting from stealing cargo and all kinds of illegal drugs coke,meth,weed,document forgery,stolen sportscars

weapons trfficking and all kinds of stuff. how many henchmen you'll likely have? ಠ_ಥ



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YES YOU SEEN İT RİGHT DAMNED ONE, YOURSELF. ლ(´ڡ`ლ)



if you have a pal then two to four.(thats unlikely likely you are going to solo this ONLİNE GAME(because its fun)(ง°ل͜°)ง)



you buy your supplies with your own hard earned non modder given or ped dropped cash, and start gathering stock of illegal substances right?



and you neeed to sell it?ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ


how can you sell it? ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ



You cant choose the selling method even you are the friggin owner of the entire buisness.ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

YOU need to be called by an idiot that equips you with crappiest delivering tool and way to deliver it.༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

you have a cargobob you say? sorry you cant pick up buisness type trucks or cargo vans.༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

you dont have an option to give a guy to handle delivery and give him a cut.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

and you have a time limit too.(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻



you re soloing the game? ?̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

too bad pal.ಠ~ಠ

you need to hand deliver theese three ups trucks yourself by hand to entire opposite location on the map by hand ಠ_ಥ (yeah you heard me right you need to get out of the van

and deliver it by hand. how fun right.)o(-`д´- ｡)



you are an crime organisation huh? ಠ_ರೃ

how many members you have max ? ب_ب





four,yeah its organisation made from four people(MAXİMUM) ٩(//̀Д/́/)۶



do you have an mc club?

how many members you can maximum have?~(˘▾˘~)



eight. its not even make a nice biker gang number (~_^)

oh you make your pal a vice perident of the gang? 〆(・∀・＠)

dont worry it will reset after the president disbands the gang.(･.◤)



if you have a sensible solution. this game doesnt allow it.(((ꎤ๑‾᷅༬‾᷄๑)̂—̳͟͞͞o



say you are playing mission with your pals(DONT EVEN GET ME STERTED ON RANDOMS TO HELL WİTH RANDOMS DAMN)( ง ᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃

if some of your pals dies you need to restart again (ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ彡( o°o)

if your remaining lives ends you need to restart again. (╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . )

if someone leaves from restart page you need another one and restart again

if someone accidntally forgots pressing "page up button in the restart screen you need to restart again.

if youre playing a heist if one of your pals got disconnected for some reason

done.‎(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻

heist over you need to restart again on entire heist. doing same thing agin again and AGAİN(of course if you are lucky and game doesnt have any glitch example; prison break heist glitch)



if you are on foot and your character meets an any kind of elevation İT "GOES FULL ♥♥♥♥♥♥" ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ)) (yeah mafia boss that a gun master and pro athlete level body)

if you jump from high places your character decides he need to dive into the asphalt road⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ ᑦᵒᔿᵉ ᵒᐢᵎᵎ

there is no crouch button (GTA IV)/( .□.) ︵╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /)

there is no climbing system (GTA SAN ANDREAS)ლಠ益ಠ)ლ





aand the giefers i have a place for them in my heart "THE TARDVANA" <(．＿．)> whe a griefer reach the most grievence from players he achieve the true retardation and goes "TARDVANA" there he doesnt affect by

KD (kill death) ratio and be at his special place forever and ever.



and its okay to cheat in this game too there is no regulation or precaution for modder and all kinds of cheaters and glitchers in this game (∩,,◕◞౪◟◕)⊃━☆+ ﾟ .+ .ﾟ.ﾟ｡ ﾟ ｡. +ﾟ ｡ﾟ.ﾟ｡☆*｡｡ . ｡ o .｡ﾟ｡.o｡* ｡ .｡

from modders that spawn lock 20 player in map at the same place and placing a campfire on their feet and burn them together.(even if you are in passive mode this doest save you)(-_-)~~~○━━━━━☆)ﾟOﾟ)



or some tardvana follower that give another innocent player 100.000.000 rp and cause them getting banned by rockstar.Σ(；ﾟ┏д┓ﾟ)_

hydra plane griefersლ(｀∀´ლ)

oppressor griefers＜(●｀∀´●)＞”

invincible car griefers(-｀ω´-,,)

immortal players↑_(ΦwΦ;)Ψ

orbital bombartment spammers(it costs 500k to manuel shot and 750k to automatic shot)∋━━o(｀∀´oメ）～→

and many more (*-`ω´- )人(*-`ω´- )



even if you avoid them some random buttperson decides that he needs to destroy your one million worth cargo (and he gets 1k to 10k most for doing that)[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅][̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]



and mountains no one talk about mountains (ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ )

gta v has a crap ton of mountain for a game that boast their maps size there are a lot of mountains. its useless and we dont need it for any reason that i know of ╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮

you are going somewhere anywhere i guarantee it there will be a mountain for it. ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀



and reminders no one talks about that too ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘

there is a black line on your screen that reminds you the same thing that youre doing 500 hours in total(talking about myself here) again and again

it stays like 6 seconds or so(feels like an eternity by the way)ゞ(ↂ ω ↂ)ゞ

you cant exit from rooms while its on you cant see the player names one time is ENOUGH – =͟͟͞͞ =͟͟͞͞ ﾍ( ´Д`)ﾉ



AND PRESİDENT CHAİRS i hate them. (╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾) for you to be able to interact any computer in many buisnesses(some dont have the chair thankfully)

first

you need to sit the chair press "E" sitting animaion takes 2 seconds or so

then press "enter" to access to computer and if you dont do some job that respawns you outside you need to repeat the

getting up animation too (how fun) (((￣へ￣井)



you think i forgot he air cargo? (*｀へ´*) 彡3

nope, just dont do it its not worth it thats all im going to say about it



Other than that core gameplay loop is amazing atmosphere is amazing attention to detail is amazing shoting is amazing driving most cars except dump trucks and ups trucks and other business vans is amazing

does it worth it hell yeah is it not perfect and full of griefers and cheaters and rockstar does nothing about it hell yeah.



10 out of 7 is my score for this game.