Recent reviews by TheLastGiganto

Very rarely does a game tick every box like Hades has, amazing replayability, attention grabbing storyline and a soundtrack that just has you sitting around listening to the music in the middle of a run sometime. Plus when you do die, the banter that follows is comical and an amazing attention to detail, 'cause sometimes I don't even know how I died but you bet your ass Ol' Sleepy Hypnos has something to say about it.

Looking forward to the next time dad beats me for trying to take the cool stick I found to mom

Accidently made three thousand squirrels.
10/10 would write crummy review again

Son of a biscuit eater.
Dead men tell no tales.
10/10

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Why can't i quit this game..

Proceed with caution stranger, there are 12 year olds afoot. and watermelons. I'd worry about the 12 year olds though. Watermelons won't scream obsenities at you over absolutely nothing.
11/10 would stab